WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:17.800 This is the Archer home and this is the evening hour. 00:17.800 --> 00:19.800 The day's work is over. 00:19.800 --> 00:25.120 It's a time for peace and quiet, relaxation and ease. 00:25.120 --> 00:26.120 Shall we go in? 00:26.120 --> 00:33.140 Shall we go in? 00:33.140 --> 00:34.140 I'm. 00:58.580 --> 01:03.020 Going to. If you are inviting people over 01:03.020 --> 01:05.260 this evening it would have been nice if you give me 01:05.260 --> 01:25.860 a little more notice. Of my dear nothing needs to be done the house was lovely. 01:35.260 --> 01:43.420 Yes I'm Samson the former oh yes those leaky pipes will go right through the house. 01:46.780 --> 01:48.820 The entrance to the basement is in the hall closet. 01:51.140 --> 01:57.820 How I can do right. Would you take a small piece of advice or certainly needs more 01:57.820 --> 02:07.980 tomatoes. For 02:07.980 --> 02:11.620 a home I probably have to shut the water on and also don't work you without any 02:11.620 --> 02:16.020 water for a little while all right but I hope you're through by noon this is the 02:16.020 --> 02:19.660 first Saturday afternoon my husband is had off in weeks and he'll probably want to 02:19.660 --> 02:24.060 water the lawn I know what I'm talking about Mrs Archer I was raised on this 02:24.060 --> 02:39.580 stuff put in another to me. What's 02:39.580 --> 02:45.620 wrong. Nothing nothing at all sure you don't want to tell me about it there's 02:45.620 --> 02:51.060 nothing to tell mom anyway I don't want to talk about. You know something I've 02:51.060 --> 02:56.100 discovered callous what I want a person has something on his mind the best thing 02:56.100 --> 03:00.540 you can do is bring it right out in the open you really think so I'm sure of it 03:01.180 --> 03:05.500 that's the way good relationships are built on openness and honesty any 03:05.500 --> 03:10.740 relationship between mother and daughter or two friends or husband and wife 03:11.140 --> 03:14.980 whenever anyone has anything on their mind or a complaint to make they should 03:14.980 --> 03:23.060 come right out maybe you're right. I think so. I 03:23.060 --> 03:26.620 guess you are right even if a girl is your best friend you should tell her about 03:26.620 --> 03:31.980 her father that's right sure. Of course you may never speak to each other again 03:31.980 --> 03:38.780 but you'll be better friends. Well that isn't exactly what I meant anyway I'm 03:38.780 --> 03:42.780 absolutely furious with Melvin you should have seen the dress she was wearing to 03:42.780 --> 03:46.940 Betty's party last night she looked positively atrocious and never seen 03:46.980 --> 03:50.740 anybody in anything more unbecoming she should never have worn it and I'm 03:50.780 --> 03:57.260 absolutely furious with. My call because it was the exact duplicate of the dress 03:57.260 --> 04:03.740 I was wearing. Anyway I'll talk to her about it making stew for dinner. 04:03.740 --> 04:10.180 Mm hmm. Delicious 04:10.740 --> 04:16.620 but I think it needs a little more tomato. Yes Dexter. 04:23.060 --> 04:27.460 To get the record sure when you hear it will soon be good I love it I'm 04:27.460 --> 04:44.660 a soldier. Right 04:44.660 --> 05:06.740 it doesn't need another tomato. I 05:06.740 --> 05:17.780 knew it my very favorite homemade tomato soup. He's a little more tomato though. I 05:17.780 --> 05:20.180 thought we were dancing. Oh sure. 05:20.180 --> 05:31.020 Come on. Oh 05:31.020 --> 05:36.460 what's wrong. Oh what's not. 05:38.380 --> 05:45.180 Don't you please tell me what's wrong. Well all right Dexter yes I will tell you 05:45.180 --> 05:49.740 what's wrong mom says when you've got something on your mind you should say it I 05:49.740 --> 05:53.660 don't have anything on my mind. Well I have you've got something on my mind. 05:54.300 --> 05:58.140 That's what I'm trying to improve our relationship. Now listen I like the way 05:58.140 --> 06:02.060 you've been treating me lately you've been taking me for granted you don't do 06:02.100 --> 06:06.500 any of the sweet little things you used to do you treat me with callous disregard 06:07.180 --> 06:10.860 well holy cow callous I'm sorry I didn't mean to treat you for granted and I'm 06:10.860 --> 06:13.820 sorry about the sweet little things I used to do and believe me I wouldn't 06:13.820 --> 06:19.580 disregard your calluses. What I mean to say is I'm crazy about your callous and 06:19.580 --> 06:25.820 if you want me to change I will really dig sure. See our 06:26.020 --> 06:31.180 relationships better already mom was right but if you have any criticism of me 06:31.420 --> 06:37.340 I want you to say it callous you're perfect. Nobody's perfect or you are 06:37.740 --> 06:43.540 oh I am not there must be one teensy weensy little thing I do wrong and I want 06:43.540 --> 06:47.780 you to tell me about it now think hard. Well once in 06:47.780 --> 06:53.660 a great way you're a teeny little bit of reason. Well that's the way you feel 06:53.660 --> 06:54.780 about. The. 06:54.780 --> 07:04.500 Good. Well. We're going to go. 07:10.660 --> 07:17.380 Next to my. May I come in please. 07:17.380 --> 07:27.380 Thank you. Things 07:27.380 --> 07:30.980 are going to be very different for Dexter with callous angry at him when things are 07:30.980 --> 07:35.140 lovey dovey he's half out of this world with a silly smile on his face hardly 07:35.140 --> 07:40.020 knowing what's going on. I guess things aren't going to be different. 07:42.180 --> 07:45.380 Well it just told me that she's never going to speak to Dexter again as long as 07:45.380 --> 07:49.580 they both should live maybe I shouldn't have given her that advice this morning 07:50.300 --> 07:55.300 nonsense it was excellent advice. Still need a little more to make them. 07:58.220 --> 08:05.180 Around here for a snack. Thank 08:05.180 --> 08:09.820 you people should discuss their shortcomings openly. They're intelligent. 08:09.820 --> 08:16.020 Enough. The ability to accept criticism is 08:16.020 --> 08:20.420 a vital factor in any good relationship and good night. 08:24.780 --> 08:30.540 For two people to please each other they did each one must find what quality 08:30.540 --> 08:40.540 displeases the other and then correct it. You know some jelly would go over this. 08:40.540 --> 08:45.660 But that's that's the basis for a partnership and any good relation just as 08:45.660 --> 08:51.860 a partnership. You know share and share alike each helping the other. 08:51.860 --> 08:59.260 And. You know. Well now you take us. 09:00.060 --> 09:04.700 I think we've got a pretty good marriage and why because neither one tries to take 09:04.700 --> 09:08.980 advantage of the other no one tries to be boss doesn't try to tell the other what 09:08.980 --> 09:09.380 to do. 09:09.380 --> 09:20.300 And. There's some cheese. Well 09:20.300 --> 09:26.580 on a basis like that. We respect each other we respect each other's opinions and 09:26.580 --> 09:33.380 we can be frank and criticism. Challenge you know something. I can't find anything 09:33.380 --> 09:39.340 about my wife to. And now if I can have something to drink I'll be all 09:39.340 --> 09:45.500 set. Now I've given you my 09:45.660 --> 09:52.540 frank opinion. I think my husband is the most wonderful guy in the world. 09:53.940 --> 09:54.220 But. 09:59.900 --> 10:06.260 The judge you're going to say something. Well it's just that. Well it seems that 10:06.260 --> 10:12.980 lately you've had a tendency to forget the little things they say you know. 10:13.900 --> 10:19.780 I see well it's just that you started taking me for granted I guess. 10:22.780 --> 10:29.060 Oh Harry I didn't mean to hurt you. Don't hurt my feelings but don't be silly 10:29.620 --> 10:32.660 don't you think I have enough intelligence to be able to accept a little honest 10:32.660 --> 10:38.220 criticism hurt me but that's silly. Well. 10:38.220 --> 11:00.380 I. Want to go to eat. All right. 11:08.220 --> 11:10.220 I. 11:20.700 --> 11:24.900 Mr Archer. How is Coral. She's all right. 11:27.540 --> 11:30.660 Do you think she suffered long enough how long have you two been going together 11:31.460 --> 11:35.540 about ten years she suffered long enough. This year. 11:35.540 --> 11:41.020 You know Mr Archer Carlos and I haven't even talked to each other for a whole hour 11:41.020 --> 11:45.740 and a half. I know she's miserable and there and I know she wants to apologize to 11:45.740 --> 11:51.380 me because she knows she's wrong so I'm going to make it easy for her how I 11:51.380 --> 11:56.820 apologize to her. Wait a minute next year Mr Archer calls is in there getting 11:56.820 --> 12:02.100 unhappy and unhappy and I understand all that she's very high strung she might do 12:02.100 --> 12:05.700 something desperate something we both might regret as long as we live something 12:05.700 --> 12:10.980 like getting a date with another fellow. Listen Dexter. 12:16.220 --> 12:21.860 Thank you. Don't mention it Mr Archer. 12:22.100 --> 12:28.340 So I made extra I made. What we got to say before. Oh about apologizing to 12:28.340 --> 12:32.260 Carlos for something that she did wrong now there's an element of human 12:32.260 --> 12:35.820 relationship here. Oh don't talk to me about relationships Mr Archer it was 12:35.820 --> 12:39.300 Mrs Archer's theory about relationships that got me into all this trouble as I 12:39.300 --> 12:43.620 know I'm surprised that Mrs Archer I always thought she was so smart. My wife 12:43.620 --> 12:48.700 is a very bright woman and you agree with what she said yes but there's another 12:48.700 --> 12:52.500 principle involved here that is that since the dawn of time there's been 12:52.500 --> 12:59.540 domination by the stronger sex. You mean women? Men any competent psychologist 12:59.540 --> 13:05.020 will tell you that when a woman dominates a man she is very unhappy. No 13:05.020 --> 13:10.100 kidding. No kidding. Why my mother must be miserable. 13:10.100 --> 13:15.900 Look next Mrs Archer and I just had a little well go ahead and I'm 13:15.900 --> 13:20.580 misunderstanding nothing serious of course but the point is you don't see me 13:20.580 --> 13:26.100 running in there to apologize. Well maybe you're right. Okay I'll just let 13:26.100 --> 13:37.380 Carlos wait. Even though I know she's unhappy and lonesome and miserable. Was that a funny story? I never heard anything so funny. 13:37.980 --> 13:43.700 Just wait till they find out how miserable they are. Well it looks like war 13:43.700 --> 13:47.740 between the men and the women and I think that's a shame. I believe that a 13:47.740 --> 13:51.880 man and a woman can go through their whole lives with no arguments. That is of 13:51.880 --> 13:55.140 course unless they know each other. 13:56.220 --> 14:00.900 Mr Archer when are we gonna go home we've been bowling here for hours. Dexter I've 14:00.900 --> 14:04.940 been through this before it's not time yet. Why don't you have another bottle of 14:04.940 --> 14:15.380 soft drink. I think I better not Mr. Archer. Well when are we going home? Well 14:15.380 --> 14:23.340 all in good time Dexter. Holy cow doesn't this affect you at all? Not a bit. I'm not an 14:23.340 --> 14:29.540 emotional man. I know exactly what I'm doing. 14:30.580 --> 14:36.540 For a minute I thought you're gonna throw in the towel. I'm not going to throw in 14:36.540 --> 14:48.700 the towel Dexter. No. Let's forget about the women and concentrate on bowling. I'll 14:48.700 --> 14:55.180 bet you they knew we were on the porch all the time. I'll bet they did too. Now 14:55.180 --> 15:03.260 let's not talk about it anymore. All I want to do is bowl. I just as soon forget 15:03.260 --> 15:10.260 about the whole thing and go home. Dexter. That's a defeatist attitude. I'm surprised 15:10.260 --> 15:15.220 at you. I'm not I knew all along I was gonna give in. Now take your turn it'll 15:15.220 --> 15:22.780 get your mind off your troubles. Well okay. Which ball have I been using? This. 15:22.780 --> 15:29.460 Put some powder in the hole so it won't slip. Dexter that's too much powder you better 15:29.460 --> 15:41.220 get some of that. Holy cow Mr. Archer I really am sorry. Take your turn. Yes sir. 15:41.220 --> 16:04.500 Mr. Archer I'm sorry but I'm so tired can't we just go home. Bowl. This is the way you 16:04.500 --> 16:08.820 hold out. Well Mr. Archer I was thinking about what you said about the 16:08.820 --> 16:12.420 domination of the sexes but what are the only opposite sex we've gotten. Carlos is 16:12.420 --> 16:15.140 the only girlfriend I got if I lose her where am I gonna get another one because 16:15.140 --> 16:26.080 I oop's at her his颠. That's right. I'll have 16:56.080 --> 16:59.080 Oh, Carlos! 16:59.080 --> 17:00.080 Dexter! 17:00.080 --> 17:03.080 Oh, Carlos, I'm sorry. 17:03.080 --> 17:09.080 Please say, forgive me, please say I can't leave you. 17:09.080 --> 17:20.080 When you're right, I'm wrong, and I know you're right, and I'll never argue again. 17:20.080 --> 17:23.080 What's wrong? 17:23.080 --> 17:26.080 Holy cow, I've got to call the Coast Guard. 17:26.080 --> 17:34.080 There's a submarine loose in your backyard. 17:34.080 --> 17:35.080 Janet. 17:35.080 --> 17:37.080 Yes, dear? 17:37.080 --> 17:41.080 Candy and flowers. Oh, Harry, how sweet. 17:41.080 --> 17:44.080 They're carrying on in every room. 17:44.080 --> 17:47.080 Mr. Sampson, this is my husband, Mr. Archer. 17:47.080 --> 17:48.080 How do you do? 17:48.080 --> 17:50.080 Haven't I seen your face someplace before? 17:50.080 --> 17:52.080 Could be, it's a small world. 17:52.080 --> 17:54.080 I do appreciate these, Harry. 17:54.080 --> 17:57.080 Oh, I just happened to pick them up. 17:57.080 --> 17:59.080 You can say that again. 17:59.080 --> 18:01.080 You know, that's positive, I've seen your face before. 18:01.080 --> 18:15.080 Well, I got one of those kind of faces you think you see at every window. 18:15.080 --> 18:21.080 Oh, well, here, have a piece of candy. 18:21.080 --> 18:33.080 Well, would you like to know how this happened? 18:33.080 --> 18:36.080 Yes, I imagine it would be interesting. 18:36.080 --> 18:37.080 Yes. 18:37.080 --> 18:38.080 Yes? 18:38.080 --> 18:39.080 Uh. 18:39.080 --> 18:40.080 What's the trouble? 18:40.080 --> 18:42.080 I'm trying to think of something. 18:42.080 --> 18:44.080 I was trying to think of something to give you a laugh. 18:44.080 --> 18:45.080 That was here to laugh. 18:45.080 --> 18:52.080 That's why I got the flowers and the candy. 18:52.080 --> 18:58.080 Well, what I was getting at was that tonight you and I are going out on the town. 18:58.080 --> 18:59.080 We are? 18:59.080 --> 19:00.080 Uh-huh. 19:00.080 --> 19:04.080 Janet, I thought perhaps you were right, that I have been neglecting the little things 19:04.080 --> 19:06.080 and maybe I've been taking you too much for granted. 19:06.080 --> 19:12.080 So tonight we're going to the Martinique. 19:12.080 --> 19:14.080 Oh, Harry, how nice. 19:14.080 --> 19:17.080 Cornish, you'll never guess who your father is taking me tonight. 19:17.080 --> 19:18.080 The Martinique. 19:18.080 --> 19:21.080 Oh, golly, Mom, that's wonderful. 19:21.080 --> 19:22.080 Where did you get that? 19:22.080 --> 19:26.080 Yes, we're going to the Martinique and we're going to have a wonderful time. 19:26.080 --> 19:27.080 Yeah, but what about the- 19:27.080 --> 19:35.080 And I think we should all have a wonderful time and it would be nice if Cornish and Dexter came with us. 19:35.080 --> 19:37.080 Oh, Daddy, isn't that wonderful, Daddy? 19:37.080 --> 19:40.080 Yeah, but what about the- 19:40.080 --> 19:45.080 I'm sure that you want to go to the Martinique, don't you? 19:45.080 --> 19:49.080 Well, then there isn't really anything more to say, is there? 19:49.080 --> 19:58.080 Well, as the monkey said when he backed into the electric van, that was a close shave. 19:58.080 --> 20:01.080 But everything came out all right in the end. 20:01.080 --> 20:05.080 Your menu, sir. 20:05.080 --> 20:06.080 Thank you. 20:06.080 --> 20:15.080 Ma'am, Ma'am, sir, I'll be back for the rotas later. 20:15.080 --> 20:20.080 Hmm, fried chicken, $7.50. 20:20.080 --> 20:24.080 Lamb chops, $10.75. 20:24.080 --> 20:29.080 Filet mignon, wow. 20:29.080 --> 20:33.080 We came here to have fun, not worry about price. 20:33.080 --> 20:35.080 Wow. 20:35.080 --> 20:39.080 Now, but everyone ordered just exactly what they wanted. 20:39.080 --> 20:48.080 After all, have you decided on your order? 20:48.080 --> 20:52.080 Don't worry about the prices, just order what you want. 20:52.080 --> 21:04.080 Well, I'll have shrimp cocktail, fried chicken, salad, and ice cream. 21:04.080 --> 21:06.080 And I'll have the same. 21:06.080 --> 21:12.080 Me too, only instead of fried chicken, I'll have filet mignon. 21:12.080 --> 21:15.080 And what will you have, sir? 21:15.080 --> 21:19.080 Uh, no sale. 21:19.080 --> 21:28.080 I mean, a glass of water. 21:28.080 --> 21:31.080 Mrs. Archer, would you care to, uh- 21:31.080 --> 21:33.080 Oh, go ahead, Ma'am. 21:33.080 --> 21:38.080 Oh, come on. 21:38.080 --> 21:55.080 Come on. 21:55.080 --> 21:56.080 Shall we dance? 21:56.080 --> 21:57.080 Thank you. 21:57.080 --> 22:05.080 Oh my goodness, Harry, you and I haven't danced together for ever so long. This should be fun. 22:05.080 --> 22:07.080 Well, I'm still pretty light in my feet, aren't I? 22:07.080 --> 22:11.080 Harry, these are my feet you're dancing on. 22:11.080 --> 22:14.080 Oh, I'm sorry. 22:14.080 --> 22:17.080 Please, please, Maris, you can't dance now. 22:17.080 --> 22:18.080 Why not? 22:18.080 --> 22:20.080 The floor show is going on. 22:20.080 --> 22:23.080 No, we came here to dance, we're going to dance. Come on, Coyote, let's dance. 22:23.080 --> 22:25.080 I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave. 22:25.080 --> 22:27.080 You are creating a disturbance. 22:27.080 --> 22:30.080 Okay, then you leave. Right, Mr. Archer? 22:30.080 --> 22:31.080 Yeah, right. 22:31.080 --> 22:32.080 Right. 22:32.080 --> 22:33.080 We'll leave. 22:33.080 --> 22:40.080 So long, Janet. 22:40.080 --> 22:45.080 As Mr. Archer now realizes, when you step into a nightclub, you can get in pretty deep. 22:45.080 --> 22:55.080 Lord was right when he said that nightclubs are a place to frolic, but they cause financial collage. 22:55.080 --> 22:57.080 Well, good night. 22:57.080 --> 22:58.080 Good night. 22:58.080 --> 22:59.080 Good night. 22:59.080 --> 23:03.080 Well, good night. 23:03.080 --> 23:05.080 Good night. 23:05.080 --> 23:07.080 Thanks, dear. What's the trouble? 23:07.080 --> 23:08.080 Harry. 23:08.080 --> 23:09.080 What? 23:09.080 --> 23:10.080 But... 23:10.080 --> 23:11.080 Come on, Harry. 23:11.080 --> 23:14.080 Oh. 23:14.080 --> 23:15.080 Good night, Dexter. 23:15.080 --> 23:20.080 Good night. 23:20.080 --> 23:23.080 Carlos, how about a... 23:23.080 --> 23:25.080 You know. 23:25.080 --> 23:27.080 Good night, kid. 23:27.080 --> 23:29.080 Yeah. 23:29.080 --> 23:30.080 Well... 23:30.080 --> 23:31.080 Okay. 23:31.080 --> 23:34.080 Mm-hmm. 23:34.080 --> 23:35.080 Dexter. 23:35.080 --> 23:36.080 Hmm? 23:36.080 --> 23:39.080 You're supposed to close your eyes when you kiss a girl good night. 23:39.080 --> 23:40.080 Oh, not me. 23:40.080 --> 23:41.080 Why not? 23:41.080 --> 23:44.080 You see how much fun I'm having. 23:44.080 --> 23:45.080 Oh, that's true. 23:45.080 --> 23:47.080 I'm really hungry now. 23:47.080 --> 23:49.080 Oh, almost ready. 23:49.080 --> 23:50.080 Janet. 23:50.080 --> 23:52.080 Yes, dear? 23:52.080 --> 23:53.080 What about tonight? 23:53.080 --> 23:54.080 I'm sorry. 23:54.080 --> 23:55.080 It wasn't wholeheartedly... 23:55.080 --> 23:56.080 No, no. 23:56.080 --> 23:57.080 I had a good time. 23:57.080 --> 24:13.080 And the important thing is you made the gesture. 24:13.080 --> 24:16.080 Holy cow, they still smooch. 24:16.080 --> 24:17.080 Anyone for steel? 24:17.080 --> 24:18.080 Me. 24:18.080 --> 24:19.080 Oh, me too. 24:19.080 --> 24:20.080 Count me in. 24:20.080 --> 24:21.080 And me. 24:21.080 --> 24:42.080 I can't go home until I see if it has enough tomatoes. 24:42.080 --> 24:56.080 Hello, I'm home. 24:56.080 --> 24:57.080 I'm in here, Harry. 24:57.080 --> 24:58.080 Hello, dear. 24:58.080 --> 24:59.080 Hello, dear. 24:59.080 --> 25:00.080 I hope you don't mind. 25:00.080 --> 25:01.080 I asked Don Blanchett over for dinner. 25:01.080 --> 25:02.080 Perfectly all right. 25:02.080 --> 25:03.080 Well, things are back to normal. 25:03.080 --> 25:04.080 I'm glad you're home. 25:04.080 --> 25:05.080 I'm glad you're home. 25:05.080 --> 25:06.080 I'm glad you're home. 25:06.080 --> 25:07.080 I'm glad you're home. 25:07.080 --> 25:08.080 I'm glad you're home. 25:08.080 --> 25:09.080 I'm glad you're home. 25:09.080 --> 25:10.080 I'm glad you're home. 25:10.080 --> 25:11.080 I'm glad you're home. 25:11.080 --> 25:12.280 Things are back to normal. 25:12.280 --> 25:13.440 Yes, things are back to normal. 25:13.440 --> 25:16.440 And you know, something? 25:16.440 --> 25:33.440 Hm?